NERD BALM - Organic Cuticle Balm
Quench your cuticles with this unique blend of organic oils and butters, targeted to moisturize and revitalize your skin, nails and cuticles.
In a convenient travel size acrylic jar, this waxy balm is very emollient when applied. Gently rub tab of finger on top of the balm, your body temperature warming the rich oils from the balm. Rub tip of finger into skin & cuticles, leaving behind very happy fingers, and a delicious scent. Each acrylic jar contains 30 grams/1 ounce of net weight of product. (products are packed by weight, not volume.)
This balm is in solid form, making it completely travel safe!
All our Nerd cuticle balms & cuticle oils are made 100% IN-HOUSE and with only the finest organic ingredients to serve all your nerdy nail needs!
This product is made from natural , organic ingredients, and has an expected shelf-life of 6-12 months. Store in a dry, cool place.
If product should become melted, simply refrigerate for 3-15 minutes.
This sale is for ONE 30 gram jar of Nerd Balm - organic cuticle balm available in these wonderfully delightful fun Fandom scents:
CHILLING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA
"Witch Please" - A devilishly decadent trio of forbidden fruits, such as plum, fig, and elderberries, blended with rich warm vanilla musk, invoking the essence of the dark lord himself.
"Rebel Scum" - A fresh and watery fragrance, with notes of crisp air, oakmoss and the rich depth of agarwood, reminiscent of the scent of Princess Leia's youth on the planet Alderaan.
LORD OF THE RINGS
"Fires Of Mordor" - Fire and Brimstone abound! Scorched earth, with a warm blend of cedarwood and rich amber will set your senses ablaze with this scent. Just keep an eye on your pace, I hear that walking in isn't advised!
THE HITCHERHIKERS GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
"Don't Panic " - We know where your towel is....it's right here in this cuticle balm! Don't Panic is an invigorating scent of freshly laundered cotton towels. Sit back with your book of Vogon poetry and take it all in!
"Eleven's Eggos" - a warm blend of maple syrup and hot buttered waffles.
GAME OF THRONES
"God Of Tits & Wine" - A sophisticated blend of crisp Cabernet Sauvignon grapes, cassi and luxurious pink pepper and a hint of musk.
"Three Broomsticks Inn, Butterbeer" - warm buttered rum/butterscotch
"HIGH FUNCTIONING SOCIOPATH" - a blend of lemon zest intertwined with fresh tea leaves, sugar and a hint of ginger
"Fishsticks & Custard" - Fresh and rich Madagascar vanilla with subtle hints of pure white sugar
"PIEEEEEEEEEE!" - sweet maraschino cherries with just a hint of vanilla bean & warm flaky crust
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
"Dead Men Tell No Tales" - a tropical mix of sand, sea, coconut, and just a dash of rum!
UNICORN FARTS - deliciously sweet cross blend of fruity gummi bear candies & ice cream sherbet
THE CORNETTO TRILOGY - ( Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, & The World's End)
"Cornetto" - A blend of creamy vanilla, strawberry syrup, and chocolate ganache, with just a hint of sugary waffle cone! It's Neapolitan ice cream in a cuticle balm!
"Damn Fine Cup Of Coffee" -Agent Cooper knows a good cup of coffee and this is no exception! An intense aroma of freshly ground coffee beans with just a touch of cream, for all you coffee junkies out there, this is a must-have!
THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS
"Can I Touch Your Mango?"- An exotic, mouthwatering Mango scent that even the mundane's will approve of!
"B.F.F.F.'s" - Succulent & sweet fresh sliced pineapple!
"It's The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" - A light & fluffy blend of sugary marshmallow goodness!
"Help Me, I'm Poor" - This lime margarita is the perfect mix of tangy tequila & fresh tart lime!
Organic Beeswax, Shea Butter, Cocoa butter, Coconut Oil, Apricot Kernel Oil, Hemp Seed Oil, Avocado Oil, fragrance essential oils.
This product may contain nut oils, soy or milk based products & may not be suitable for those with allergies. Please use caution. NOT Edible. For external use only.
Handmade in New York, U.S.A.